MADTB & SassyMarie's Memories of Key West. . .

Warning: These memory tidbits will probably only make sense if you were there. . .
Some I said. Some MADTB said. Some were said to us. Some we overheard.

Double Warning: If you were there, these may cause laughter to the point of wetness on your face or in your pants.

• "Back Again?" (hour 16 of vacation)
• Have you ever taken one for a friend? Weelllll, I have this friend. . .
• You have to be a pretty big asshole to get arrested in Key West!
• Braces are erotic in a weird, perverted way.
• I'm from Miami, SassyMarie is from Tampa.
• OH MY GOD - 6 YEARS??????
• "We forgot to eat lunch!"
  "No, we didn't..."
  "Yes, we did!"
  "Remember? We stopped by Fat Tuesday's..."
• Did I ruin your chances with stalker guy?
• Sweat on a man is disgusting. Sweat on a woman is sexy.
• 'Clothing optional' means healthy/young: clothing and unhealthy/older: optional.
• I'm not the wingman. . .I think you are the wingman!
• Are there really two people getting arrested over there?
• Oh Shit - Fat Tuesday's is closed for the night?
• MADTB - IT'S 4am!
• One of the reasons I couldn't be a lesbian...
• THANK GOD!
• Tell her his name is Bob...
• Get a Sloppy Joe shirt to mark it!
• I don't drink this much without you... I LOVE THIS!
• Your room is dangerous - way too close to Fat Tuesdays!
• I am SO over the roosters!
• What do you mean no mudslides until 2pm?

Namaste.