Warning: These memory tidbits will probably only make sense if you were there. . .
Some I said. Some MADTB said. Some were said to us. Some we overheard.
Double Warning: If you were there, these may cause laughter to the point of wetness on your face or in your pants.
- "Back Again?" (hour 16 of vacation)
- Have you ever taken one for a friend? Weelllll, I have this friend. . .
- You have to be a pretty big asshole to get arrested in Key West!
- Braces are erotic in a weird, perverted way.
- I'm from Miami, SassyMarie is from Tampa.
- OH MY GOD - 6 YEARS??????
- "We forgot to eat lunch!"
"No, we didn't..."
"Yes, we did!"
"Remember? We stopped by Fat Tuesday's..."
- Did I ruin your chances with stalker guy?
- Sweat on a man is disgusting. Sweat on a woman is sexy.
- 'Clothing optional' means healthy/young: clothing and unhealthy/older: optional.
- I'm not the wingman. . .I think you are the wingman!
- Are there really two people getting arrested over there?
- Oh Shit - Fat Tuesday's is closed for the night?
- MADTB - IT'S 4am!
- One of the reasons I couldn't be a lesbian...
- THANK GOD!
- Tell her his name is Bob...
- Get a Sloppy Joe shirt to mark it!
- I don't drink this much without you... I LOVE THIS!
- Your room is dangerous - way too close to Fat Tuesdays!
- I am SO over the roosters!
- What do you mean no mudslides until 2pm?