-Do not go to the grocery store on a Sunday after church.
-Definitely do not go to the grocery store on the day before a forecasted big snow (and is Sunday right after church).
-Do not layer blankets on the bed that when pulled apart (by sleeping person in said bed) will cause sparks.
-Do not drop brand new cordless phone as it may cause a problem fitting correctly into charging base.
-Do not buy ice cream no matter how good it looks or how much the label screams reduced fat.
-Do not put the checkbook in a safe place that cannot be found later (2/13 Update: Found safe place).
-Do not put the ATM card with the checkbook in that safe place (2/13 Update: ATM card not in safe place).