What Weekend?

It's Monday?
Where was the weekend?

I need some days to get laundry done and sleep!

What?
Oh yeah, I guess we were at a volleyball tournament on Saturday for TWELVE.FIVE HOURS!
I need to get one of those stadium seats that straps onto the bleachers BEFORE our next tournament.
Ya know - the TWO DAY tournament.

I can barely sit down now, don't want to imagine that one if I don't find those seats.

Namaste.