Yep. . .It's a Monday!

Where oh where are you, cell phone?
Where oh where are you, telephone man (who was supposed to move my work phone last Friday)?
Where oh where are you, work badge?

I should mention that the impression to make my retainer broke, so I had to have goop in my mouth again and have to go to another appointment later this week. . .
May I also mention that we are no longer allowed to listen to music at work. . . Instead, I get to listen to a co-worker sneeze as loud as she possibly can about nine times in a row several times a day.

Where oh where are you, sanity?

Namaste.