Vegas, Baby!

Vegas was great!

• I spent time with a dear friend (we are still searching for her new nickname).
• I laughed until my abs hurt.
• I got fed up when my ass hurt.
• I found another Riesling that is competing with Fez Parker (but I didn't get the name!).
• I enjoyed some great food.
• I realized that a decadent dessert is even better when shared.
• I do not want to even think about the amount of alcohol I drank.
• I like the slots at Ballys.
• I do not like the Roulette at Bill's.
• I just enjoyed life for awhile!

A few other thoughts I wrote down during the trip:

• I will never take my kids to Vegas for a vacation.
• A 'love tap' on the rear is not a 'love tap' when it brings tears to the eyes.
• Repeating said 'love tap' after said tears is not a good idea if you are trying to make a move.
• Dogging on a lady's employer and favorite team does not make a good impression.
• The more I wear my contacts, the more I am saving up for surgery!
• People who listen to music on an airplane without headphones should be shot!
• "We have turned the fasten seat belt sign on, please remain in your seats." is not code for "Everyone feel free to go to the restroom now."!

Namaste.